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so have always seen some great comments on here that get me laughing and thought we really need a place for them
ill start it off with this one from F6_Ute Quote:
look forward to the interesting ones that people dig out of the forums
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no idea what the quote is referring to as its out of context!!!!
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sorry, it was talking about his chance to drive a v8 around mount panorama on a closed track
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Hope this thread does well. There are a lot of funny,witty people here.
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Thats the gold im after
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which reminds me.. mummys due for a visit from her DH son......
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It was as flat as a sh#tcarters hat
You think she's big ? The last time I saw something that big, it had Mack written on it
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hahah agreed. My fav was from a recent thread....something about calling someone a 'solo trumpet blower'
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i think this is a good idea so..
here is one from Ben73 : Quote:
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After a frantic race in the Bathurst 72 Legends by Ausmodders one night, there was a bit of an incident in which 2 of us went of the track and had a coming together on the grass due to our tyres being shot.
This was the arguement from my combatant... Quote:
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I'm going to pull this up...
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And this...
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http://www.fordforums.com.au/showthread.php?t=11331502
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From the Planking thread
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From the other planking thread...
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As regards boss dumping more work on one who is currently "flat out"......... " Well, if i poke the broom handle up my bum, i can sweep the floor while i'm going !! "
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I found more!!!
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From the thread about holdens with bonnet bulges..
another pottery_beige call: Quote:
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ahaha, i still fail to see any of my posts here :/
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Posts for this thread I believe need to be classic one liners that are heaps funny. Just go through some threads and see some of pottery_beige's post. The one liner king of the forums.
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this is what we told workmates when they expected more
these shorts arent waterproof dont pee in my pockets. |
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Another from cat600
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After a supposed "hot date" on the weekend...
"I"ve had hotter dates with an esky full of cold beer"
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Busy as a one armed paper hanger with the crabs !!
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