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Tricolore Tard
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Location: Brisbane
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Couldnt think of a bright title today.
A father walks into a book store with his young son. The boy is holding a quarter. Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed the quarter and starts panicking, shouting for help. A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman, in a blue business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down, neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the book store. Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the quarter, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word. As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?" "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney." Chris
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own the road
Join Date: Jan 2005
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haha. thats a good one
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Is that your face, or did you neck throw up
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What a crack up, Very funny
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E-series mutantette
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Murray Bridge, SA
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rofl nice one lol
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FF.Com.Au Hardcore
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Formerly mad_ed_wagon
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Dandenong Nth
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yeah thats a good one, better go hide now:P
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Afterburner + skids =
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hahah so true
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Burnin Rubber
Join Date: Jan 2005
Location: Melbourne, Victoria
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hahahahahahaha, good one mate, very clever.
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Banned
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: South East Melbourne
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Heard it before with "No, I work for the ATO" but it's still funny!
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Beware of mood swings!
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Western 'burbs, put your bullet proof vests on!
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Good one!
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Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Canberra, ACT HeadGaskets: 2
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i don't get it
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