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Old 28-01-2006, 08:08 AM   #31
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I went up to a girl who i had met earlier in a nightclub and asked "are u right to get home tonight?" She sais to me "Yeah, i'm waiting for a friend to take me home."
Quick as a flash i said "Well i could drop u home in the morning."

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Old 28-01-2006, 08:24 AM   #32
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Old 28-01-2006, 10:45 AM   #33
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Old 28-01-2006, 11:03 AM   #34
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Old 28-01-2006, 11:52 AM   #35
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One of my mates who is no oil pointing came up to one of the hottest chicks in the club (Mercury lounge) and said..............

"You know if you played your cards right you could probably have me"

She just looked at him in amazement (what the ИИИИ?) We couldn't get over it for the rest of the night. Pretty smashed as you can imagine.
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Old 28-01-2006, 12:19 PM   #36
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When asked what i do for a job if used the line b4 " Im a dolphin trainer at seaworld"
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Old 28-01-2006, 12:38 PM   #37
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Old 28-01-2006, 12:39 PM   #38
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Old 29-01-2006, 02:53 AM   #39
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:07 AM   #40
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Old 29-01-2006, 10:17 AM   #41
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When asked what i do for a job if used the line b4 " Im a dolphin trainer at seaworld"
A mate of mine used to use the one that he was a 'Jelly Fish Acrobatic Trainer' at Seaworld! He even had a few business cards done up, and yes it did work a couple of times!
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Old 29-01-2006, 11:19 AM   #42
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Years ago, a mate (who had NO shame) walked straight up to the sexyist chick in the pub and said...
"Do you like cricket??"
She replied "It's OK. Why??"
He said "I just thought you might like play at my members end and face a coupl'a balls!!!"

She laughed, had a few drinks with us, then went home with him.
Bastard...
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Old 30-01-2006, 09:23 AM   #43
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Years ago, a mate (who had NO shame) walked straight up to the sexyist chick in the pub and said...
"Do you like cricket??"
She replied "It's OK. Why??"
He said "I just thought you might like play at my members end and face a coupl'a balls!!!"

She laughed, had a few drinks with us, then went home with him.
Bastard...
that is unreal. out of 10 how hot? 10 being the hottest eg heidi klum and 1 being the uglyest.

What a Bastard :SaiyanSmi . I wish i had the guts to walk up to any chick at anytime. :
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Old 31-01-2006, 03:17 PM   #44
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Old 31-01-2006, 07:21 PM   #45
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Your father make candy, cause he made you extra sweet.

See this one used in a pub.

You going to come with me or am i going to come on you.
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