No wonder men are happier!

MotherNatureVer2 · 18-01-2005, 12:13 AM

What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put.The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack. You can be president. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth. The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station rest-room because this one is just too icky. You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental -- $100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood - all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend. Your underwear is $8.95 for three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck. You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can "do" your nails with a pocket-knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.

No wonder men are happier!

FordFan86 · 18-01-2005, 12:19 AM

geez its good being a man
tho i do notice wrinkles in my clothes, especially my work shirt... i normally iron it if i work with the old scottish guy cauz he really appreciates people who take care of the way they present themselves etc, and he's a real funny guy and i respect him. person i enjoy working with the most

rag top · 18-01-2005, 12:42 AM

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Originally Posted by MotherNature

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Why complicate things just for the sake of it? :lookedat:

Philbie · 18-01-2005, 12:52 AM

and to think it's taken you this long to work it out!

RED_EL_XR8 · 18-01-2005, 12:57 AM

scratches in shorts, and mutters yeah thats about right!

Smoked · 18-01-2005, 01:10 AM

Hmmmm, now that you think about it, were not happier just because its easy, were happier because women make things over complex

Me thinks back to comments like
you look fine honey, seriously, whatever dress, you look fine.
I only ever own 3 pairs of shoes, work shoes, thongs and sports shoes, this means im usless when it come to chosing your 32nd pair.
etc

champsky · 18-01-2005, 02:02 AM

too true :P

tickford2001 · 18-01-2005, 02:09 AM

ahhhh i love it

*yawn*

*scratch balls*

*swigg beer*

pauljh74 · 18-01-2005, 02:16 AM

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What do you expect from such simple creatures?

They say the simple things in life are often the best!

18-01-2005, 02:18 PM

Got to love it!

So true isn't it?

Yum-Yum · 18-01-2005, 02:22 PM

Hahaha
Simple is often the prefered option.

NAK302 · 18-01-2005, 03:32 PM

you forgot one..............we're happier because we die earlier, to get away from nagging of course hahaha

: :hihi: :hihi:

Leah · 27-01-2005, 11:11 PM

ahahahahaha... i luv it. So so true. Men really do have it easy!

BlueRaven · 28-01-2005, 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by MotherNature

The world is your urinal.

:baby bott :hihi:

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bindi · 28-01-2005, 07:44 AM

Oh no,

I think I'm a bloke cos I only own 3 pairs of shoes! Men's Blunnies, slip on sandal things for summer, and joggers. Don't really care what I put on my feet. Hmmmmmm.............

Did you know that years ago I was reading People mag (for the articles of course... ahem...) and this chick had invented a way for women to pee standing up? It was this conical shaped cardboard that was disposable. Cupped over, you could then **** against a tree.

Wonder what happened to it???

RED_EL_XR8 · 28-01-2005, 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by bindi

Oh no,

I think I'm a bloke cos I only own 3 pairs of shoes! Men's Blunnies, slip on sandal things for summer, and joggers. Don't really care what I put on my feet. Hmmmmmm.............

Did you know that years ago I was reading People mag (for the articles of course... ahem...) and this chick had invented a way for women to pee standing up? It was this conical shaped cardboard that was disposable. Cupped over, you could then **** against a tree.

Wonder what happened to it???

... puts the Post-IT tubes under lock & key immediately!

28-01-2005, 03:21 PM

Hey nak351, what's this about getting away from nagging? We don't listen either, apparently.

Still got to put the garbage out but!

4.9 EF Futura · 28-01-2005, 05:05 PM

Bindi - they're trialing these at the BDO this year... errr... not that i know anything about female urinals...

Awesome read tho mother nature - but i cant help but ask why some of those things are seen as bad?? As we have much to learn from women you also have much to learn from us ;)

klawsterfobik · 28-01-2005, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by MotherNature

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Rachet and socket... switch one way, switch the other... bewdy!

oh.. and i do realize that you didnt write that yourself... who calls guys underwear a "jock"?!

Very funny though...

klawsterfobik · 28-01-2005, 06:09 PM

bindi.. she-pee.. great idea!

MotherNatureVer2 · 28-01-2005, 11:45 PM

hahahahahhahahahha

I cant believe this thread didnt die a very quick death :P

Yes it was an email sent to me what seems ages ago now ;)